"Love your neighbors. It's a great world, and you can make it better...."
-- President Bill Clinton, at Stuyvesant High School Graduation, NYC, June, 2002.

"What is the name of your first pet? What is the first street you ever lived on? Combine the two and you get your porn name."
-- Promotion flyer for the upcoming Steven Soderbergh movie.

"If you want to do easy things where you can't fail and don't run any risks, I think the satisfaction and contribution are low. If you want to take on things that everybody says are impossible but everybody agrees we desperately need, that's the great challenge."
-- Michael Bloomberg, Mayor, on taking over the NYC school system.