Eclectic quotations accumulating in Hell's Kitchen, NY, USA.

20060228

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you".
-- Larry Gelbart

20060227

"You are what you do repeatedly."

-- Shaquille O'Neal

20060226

"I went to New York cold. On a $100 dollar bill. Bummed a ride."
-- Don Knotts, 1924-2006


(Image from WVPics).

20060225

"You know you've achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away".

-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

20060224

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me".
-- Benjamin Disraeli

20060223

“Every problem was once a solution to a previous problem.”
--Bob Mandel

20060222

“Nature is not only all that is visible to the eye.. It also includes the inner pictures of the soul”

-- Edvard Munch


Image from IBiblio.org.

20060221

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

-- Rita Rudner


Image from Vegas.com.

20060220

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

-- Arthur Brisbane

20060219

"I very much doubt if anyone of us has the faintest idea of what is meant by the reality of existence of anything but our own egos."

-- A. Eddington

20060218

"There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say."
-- Cyril Connolly

20060217

"There are no limits. There are no boundaries. Anything is possible if you want it enough. Keep telling yourself that and keep believing that, in spite of all the setbacks and disappointments, the good times will come your way again soon. Something else you need to keep in mind over the next few weeks: no one is out to get you."

-- Sally Brompton

20060216

"Never confuse movement with action."
-- Ernest Hemingway

20060215

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.'"

-- Steve Martin



Image from PBS

20060214

"Luscious tenderness and sweet compassion bring joy and contentment."

-- From the Wall at Beard Papa's Cream Puff Shop, as mentioned in Postcards from Hell's Kitchen, today.

20060213

"There was no particular influence. My idea was to tell my first novel as a sort of long story ... just to see if I could do it. I had been a freelance writer since I was 16, and I sold things to various magazines and newspapers whenever I could."
-- Peter Benchley, author of Jaws, 1940-2006.



Image from SeattlePI.com

20060212

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
-- Ethel Barrymore

20060211

"Happiness begins with facing life with a wink and a smile."
-- Fortune Cookie

20060210

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
--
Will Durant

20060209

"Don't get into the bra-burning, anti-man, politics-of-orgasm school."
-- Betty Friedan, 1921-2006

20060208

"Listen, you have to live with your memories. Why not change them if you want to?"
-- Liza Minnelli, Inside the Actor's Studio, as quoted by Liz Smith

20060207

"That's like asking which was your favorite orgasm of all time."

-- Sam Nelson
, when asked about his "favorite song of all time".


Image from H is Orange.

20060206

“Competence, like truth, beauty and a contact lens, is in the eye of the beholder.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

20060205

"I always say, 'You hire Al Lewis, you get the whole Al Lewis.' He's loud, he's opinionated, he smokes terrible cigars, that's it. I can't be and I'm not going to attempt to be what someone thinks I should be. That's the road to hell."

-- Al Lewis, 1923-2006, Brainy Quote


Image from Collecting Hollywood

20060204

“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.”

-- Doris Day

20060203

"There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening".

-- Marshall McLuhan

20060202

"I have one piece of advice for those of you who want to receive the lifetime achievement award: Start early!"

-- Shirley Temple Black
, at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards, last week.


Image from Encinematheque

20060201

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
-- Jane Wagner