Eclectic quotations accumulating in Hell's Kitchen, NY, USA.


"Joan Rivers is on a manhunt. The clothes-conscious comic recently signed up for, the Jewish online dating service. 'I wouldn't give my real name,' Rivers told the Los Angeles Times. 'I just said I was a successful writer. I didn't want to post my picture, so I tried to use a photo of Nicole Kidman with a line through it, but they wouldn't accept it.' Rivers says she's desperate to meet a heterosexual hunk: 'I can't stand another minute with a gay man,' she whined."
-- Page Six, in the New York Post, today.