"I am glad the prosecutors finally dismissed the child pornography charge without me or the taxpayers having to pay for a costly, circus-like trial . . . These are certainly troubling times when our Attorney General John Ashcroft has actually ordered the semi-nude Spirit of Justice to be covered with drapes . . . [the fine and plea] seemed like the sanest way to make it end."
-- Paul Reubens, AKA Peewee Herman in Page Six, today.