Eclectic quotations accumulating in Hell's Kitchen, NY, USA.


"Basic Training for Life:

1. If you open it, CLOSE IT.

2. If you turn it on, TURN IT OFF.

3. If you unlock it, LOCK IT.

4. If you break it, FIX IT.

5. If you can't fix it, CALL SOMEONE WHO CAN.

6. If you borrow it, RETURN IT.

7. If you use it, TAKE CARE OF IT

8. If you make a mess, CLEAN IT UP.

9. If you move it, PUT IT BACK.

10. If it belongs to someone else, GET PERMISSION TO USE IT.

12. If you don't know how to operate it, READ THE DIRECTIONS.

13. If it doesn't concern you, DON'T MESS WITH IT."

-- Anonymous