of your body, what is it?
A: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected."
"Q: According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A: Point and laugh"
"Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose
do?
A: Make him bark?"
"Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps...One is politics, what is the other?
A: Tape measures."
-- Paul Lynde, responding to questions asked by host Peter Marshall on Hollywood Squares, tv program.
Photo from the Buck's County Playhouse.
