Eclectic quotations accumulating in Hell's Kitchen, NY, USA.

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"Q: It is the most abused and neglected part
of your body, what is it?
A: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected."

"Q: According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A: Point and laugh"

"Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose
do?
A: Make him bark?"

"Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps...One is politics, what is the other?
A: Tape measures."

-- Paul Lynde, responding to questions asked by host Peter Marshall on Hollywood Squares, tv program.


Photo from the Buck's County Playhouse.